You Are Bart Simpson
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."

Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.

You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet

Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
The Simpsons Personality Test
You Should Have Been Born Under:
Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation.
You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want.
Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead.
And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots.

You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog.
What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?
You Are a Kinetic Learner
You learn best by doing, and you have a talent for complicated, physical tasks.
You excel at athletics, drama, and fixing things.
You would be an excellent Olympic athlete - or a Broadway star!
What's Your Learning Style?
You Are Grape
You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.
People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.
You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you.
People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person.
What Color Purple Are You?
You are Mahogany
Stable and decisive, you lack the hyper energy of most orange colors.
You're still energetic, but you tend to project a peaceful, relaxed vibe.
You love to feel cozy. You often rather wrap up in a blanket than go out for the night.
What Color Orange Are You?
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Birthday: 3/30/1988
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Interests: Football, Soccer, Basketball, Fishing, Flyfishing and finding a way back to cinci!!
Expertise: Getting out of trouble as fast as I got in it. ;)
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

i really thot this was dead...

whats up all you ghetto xanga-ers?!

i seriously dont know where to start... how bout the begining. :)

HI! im dolan! (awkward silence) ok, to far back...

im a marine and all that now. basic sucked. marine combat training sucked. and im now at my MOS school which is really cool!!! we got a 96 libo, so i could just walk around all day, slam full throttles and eat doughnuts. AND THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DID!!! i forgot my yahoo password... so ya. thats it ina nutshell. comment me if you think im retarted. :) but keep in mind im learning how to use C4, T-N-T, dynomite... DEPLOYMENT IS INEVITABLE!!! BRING IT ON!!!

-cow


Sunday, April 22, 2007

alright, alright....

details? certainly.

MEPS which is where i had to go to take the ASVAB and pass the physical and all that. and MEPS is in new orleans. more accurately, in the ninth ward. im sure you know the name... there wernt very many of us. maybe 6 other marines and one army guy.we harrased the army guys so much. :) it was fun. anyway, we get up at 4 am and get outa the hotel (a nice 4 star one. wanna know where your tax $'s go? right there. :) we get to meps @ 6 and the first thing is sight and hearing. which i pass. no problems. the harder part was next. its a test called the ASVAB. it stands for Arsenal Service Vocational Apptitude Battery test. for as mean as that sounds, its justa souped up ACT. just alot of basic knowledge stuff. i scored a 74, and i needed a 32 to get into the marines. so, needless to say, i passed. and the higher the score, the more your elidgeable (idk how to spel) you are for pay raises, promotions and job selections. i scored high enough to do any job in the Corps. so that was cool... next was the physical. and it was a very physical physical. if you get my drift... passed with no problems. next was the mental health. they wanted to know if i had any traffic tickets, ever done drugs, problems with the law... i was fine so i was passed. it was pretty awesome... i was sworn in and became a marine of sorts... since i havnt graduated basic, im called a poolee. i leave for basic in Paris Island on june 18th. in the mean time i have to keep weekly contact with my recruter and work out every day.

but thats about it... if there was something else, iv forgotten. :)

bye!

MY CRUST OLD NIPPLE!!!


Monday, March 26, 2007

My God! Its the future!

ok update.

saturday, @ about 3:45, i was sworn in as a United States Marine.

details later when i have time.

have fun!

 


Tuesday, March 13, 2007

I once was lost, but now im just blind.

this update must be done in now 9 mins. nope, 8, actually...

actaually, it wasnt the flu, it was bronchitis. fun huh? my throat is still soar. it takes litteraly weeks for everything to heal...

nash is getting MVP again. not shaq, kobe, dirk... nash, and thats that. he is the ultimate team player. he makes anyone he plays with better. I HAVE SPOKEN.

5 mins...

i am back in the work force. same company, just different store. still the same old crappy pay. im sure they like me so much because im payed so little, but can work anywhere in the store. their totaly owning me... retards...

3 mins...

my back hurts.

ok, so im in the library right? and there is this little kid thats talking really loud. its kinda pissing me off. and no one (heavan forbid his parents) will shut him up. ill bring the smake down on him if no one else will.

1 min...

seriously, are not girls waaaaaay cooler thatn guys?

ok, im gone, have a mostly ok day. :)


Friday, February 23, 2007

We got guns, we got knives, we got sharp sticks!!

i am recovering from the flu. yipee. it almost killed me.

a band im begining to like alot is muse. look em up. there suprisingly good. they do "knights of cydonia" its got apretty good baseline...

so basketball is over. we got knocked out first round. that was lame... but i got First Team All-State. (thats good, by the way...) but who cares if your lose so easily? oh well. we finished 11-6. so not all that great...

"cant stop" isnt top five!!!! see that ross?!?!?! ;)

bye you peeps.



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